Friday, March 18, 2011

Racist Jokes

Some of these are bad, some are just plain racist.




Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.

Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.

Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.

Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A:  You can only kill so much time.

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Q:  How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Q:  How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.

Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A:  Boyscouts come back from their camp.

Q:  How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
 A:  54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

Q:  What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A:  Free Pork.

Q:  What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A:  A Jew with a coupon.

Q:  What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
A:  Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew.

Q: How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
A:  They don't work in the future, either

Q:  What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A:  Neighbour.

Q:  Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A:  He thought he was melting.

Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.

Q:  How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A:  None, they get a nigger to do it.

Q:  What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.

Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? 
A:  A victim.
 

15 comments:

  1. Haha, the Walmart joke was pretty good :)

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  2. lol, that is the best farmville farm that i have ever seen.

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  3. hahaha keep em coming dude. russian jokes please. followed!

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  4. WTF there's no words to discribe this shit

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  5. My response to being horrified shocked angry upset surprised buy some racsist jokes was a feeling of humour, I find these jokes show the past racism to be irrational rediculous to realise that is part of the enjoyment of the these jokes

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  6. My response to being horrified shocked angry upset surprised buy some racsist jokes was a feeling of humour, I find these jokes show the past racism to be irrational rediculous to realise that is part of the enjoyment of the these jokes

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  7. The one with the tv is funny but if its not a black guy you better get ur gun get some cash and run

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